OBNOXIOUS BREAKING NEWS! Everything Is Going Down, But The Word Of God…….I Said I Wasn’t Going To Tell Anyone, But I Couldn’t Keep It To Myself……Obnoxious Media just received word that Bishop Eddie Lee Long – who has recently been in the news and on our blog – has what is being described as AIDS. Obviously, since we are not able to confirm that 100%, we’re going to leave it as an “Obnoxious Report!“. Let’s clear, we are NOT suggesting, nor implying, that we have access to Bishop Eddie Lee Long’s medical records nor do we know his “true” diagnosis.
However, this is what we do know – Bishop Long has been publicly and privately accused of being bi-sexual (publicly: the five young men came forward and admitted their sexual relations with the infamous Bishop; privately: his church admins walking in on him bending “men” over in his office with the KY Jelly on the desk). In the public lawsuit, four of the five men sued him, and Eddie settled out of court for an undisclosed amount of money: It was rumored they were paid $20 million dollars (Ha! The lawyer was paid the most and left the boys eligible for food stamps). In the past, Eddie Long has purchased countless numbers of cars, homes, paid rent, sponsored shopping sprees, etc., for young men in Atlanta but was more partial to college men.
It was painful watching him on Steve Harvey’s talk show promoting a book he could not and would not talk about due to legal obligation. Unfortunately, his body is doing all of the communicating these days if you have seen his last video paying homage to “good health” while looking like a billboard for everything but. Recently, while having dinner at one of my favorite eateries with some prominent clergymen, our table was bombarded by an anonymous source who wanted the undivided attention of Sir William, and, in a very humble and polite manner, asked if there was room at the table to join us. Quite naturally, we opened a space to accommodate this person, and it was shared that as a faithful member of New Birth that they had a great deal of respect for Bishop Long and pleaded with me to take it easy on the bishop due to his having cancer (Code Alert: Cancer will ALWAYS be the culprit when it’s really AIDS, but that’s just my opinion). After a couple of confirming phone calls and text messages, it was proven that the source is very reliable. It was explained that Bishop Long has cancer (hmmph) in his digestive system and it was discovered in the 4th stage and he literally has months to live.
This person went on to say that Bishop felt the need to do the “healthy living” video since he was wasting away and had been absent from the pulpit for nearly 3 months. He now needs assistance from his wife, Vanessa, to walk in and out of the services. Bishop Long has been doing everything he can to live spiritually as well as naturally. He is on a total liquid diet because he cannot digest food at all and even went to see Prophet E. Vernard Jordan for prayer and Spiritual Guidance. While at Jordan’s house, an African Prophet was called to pray and cast out the demonic spirit on Bishop Eddie Long. According to the source, the prophet called the name of a man that was said to have been very close to Bishop Long and may have infected him with a dreadful disease.
Bishop Long has been admitted to an Atlanta hospital this week where he has been since Monday, and not yet been discharged. The reliable source also stated that the doctors have given Bishop a “date of death” and the only prognosis is to make him comfortable. Being the “sling-shot” fighter that he proclaims he is (we saw how that manifested), Bishop Long is not willing to accept that he is ill and is quoting the scripture that life and death lies in the power of the tongue. Yes, he is quoting scriptures on his death bead with the same tongue he used to perform sexually explicit perks on men instead of his wife, according to the lawsuits filed by four of the five guys that came forward accusing the Bishop of being sexually involved with him.
This report really hurt our heart, but the truth is still the truth!
Bishop Young Boy Booty Licking Eddie Long posted a video discussing his new lean look after his more slender physique apparently caused some of his congregants to worry about his health. Needless to say he looks horrible and more like death walking. For so long we have been accustomed to the big buff preacher in his muscle shirts in the pulpit to this new look. Obnoxious Media readers have been calling, texting, e-mailing, and inboxing for me to give my report on his look.
Bishop Young Boy Booty Licking Eddie Long told his congregation that he planned to live past 100 by dispensing with a “slave menu.”
“I wasn’t going to get (to age 100) by stopping by Popeye’s. That was my weakness,” he says. “The biscuits with honey and chicken wings, spicy.” (They must be good because they reach ‘wang’ status in the video).
He chided people eating from what he called a “slave menu,” saying eating raw vegetables instead has given him more energy and lowered his blood pressure. He has lost weight and no longer has to take blood pressure medication.
“I’m on the medicine that God gave you to feed your immune system to build you up,” he says in the clip. “You know what, if you really want to move through this world and have influence you gotta be spiritual and you have to walk by His commandments and you have to be healthy.”
Long also noted his new wellness seminar. There’s information about it here. Here’s the clip (psst: Bishop, hold your phone vertically next time!):
Did you catch him say, “I’m taking the medication God gave to feed your immune system.”
So here is a man that had five males come forward and tell the world he was involved with them sexually and he still is in the pulpit and no clergy was strong enough to demand him to sit down. Well, if you do not sit yourself down, God will sit you down. Long can try to spin this however he wants, but the world is thinking he might have gotten ahold to some bad Ass. Dude looks like death walking and if he wants to lie to himself and his members and say he looks good then go ahead and by that for a dollar. However, I am not Alice and I do not live in Wonderland. Now with all the advances that have been made in medicine it is hard to think he make have that dreadful disease. Possibly, but most likely not and surely with his deep pockets he could go get some alternative medicine. So believe it or not I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
The old Saints would say you can get by, but you can’t get away and surely your sins will find you out. This sleaze bag sat on Steve Harvey show to say nothing, but tried to justify his horrible actions and the world wants to act like it is okay, but put your time in cause Payday is coming after awhile Eddie’s check might be ready to have his check cashed. It is a slap in the church’s face for him to have written a book and attempt to capitalize off of being accused of one of the most horrible things ever. This man groomed boys to have a stable of young boys for his self gratification. He used thefacade of a nonprofit to assist houng men from terrible situations to become apart of his harem of young boys to have his way with at anytime he wanted. Righteousness exults a nation. But sin is a reproach to any people! Readers you can play with God if you want to, but Judgement is Going to start in the House of God FIRST! Keep playing games with him, but do not forget that God kills too!