Everything Is Going Down, But The Word Of God…….I Said I Wasn’t Going To Tell Nobody, But I Couldn’t Keep It To Myself……Bishop Young Boy Booty Licking Eddie Long posted a video discussing his new lean look after his more slender physique apparently caused some of his congregants to worry about his health. Needless to say he looks horrible and more like death walking. For so long we have been accustomed to the big buff preacher in his muscle shirts in the pulpit to this new look. Obnoxious Media readers have been calling, texting, e-mailing, and inboxing for me to give my report on his look.
“People are asking, ‘Bishop, what happened to all of you?’” he says in the video, posted to his public Facebook page. “Well, all of me has meelllllted away.”
Bishop Young Boy Booty Licking Eddie Long told his congregation that he planned to live past 100 by dispensing with a “slave menu.”
“I wasn’t going to get (to age 100) by stopping by Popeye’s. That was my weakness,” he says. “The biscuits with honey and chicken wings, spicy.” (They must be good because they reach ‘wang’ status in the video).
He chided people eating from what he called a “slave menu,” saying eating raw vegetables instead has given him more energy and lowered his blood pressure. He has lost weight and no longer has to take blood pressure medication.
“I’m on the medicine that God gave you to feed your immune system to build you up,” he says in the clip. “You know what, if you really want to move through this world and have influence you gotta be spiritual and you have to walk by His commandments and you have to be healthy.”
Long also noted his new wellness seminar. There’s information about it here. Here’s the clip (psst: Bishop, hold your phone vertically next time!):
Did you catch him say, “I’m taking the medication God gave to feed your immune system.”
So here is a man that had five males come forward and tell the world he was involved with them sexually and he still is in the pulpit and no clergy was strong enough to demand him to sit down. Well, if you do not sit yourself down, God will sit you down. Long can try to spin this however he wants, but the world is thinking he might have gotten ahold to some bad Ass. Dude looks like death walking and if he wants to lie to himself and his members and say he looks good then go ahead and by that for a dollar. However, I am not Alice and I do not live in Wonderland. Now with all the advances that have been made in medicine it is hard to think he make have that dreadful disease. Possibly, but most likely not and surely with his deep pockets he could go get some alternative medicine. So believe it or not I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt.
The old Saints would say you can get by, but you can’t get away and surely your sins will find you out. This sleaze bag sat on Steve Harvey show to say nothing, but tried to justify his horrible actions and the world wants to act like it is okay, but put your time in cause Payday is coming after awhile Eddie’s check might be ready to have his check cashed. It is a slap in the church’s face for him to have written a book and attempt to capitalize off of being accused of one of the most horrible things ever. This man groomed boys to have a stable of young boys for his self gratification. He used thefacade of a nonprofit to assist houng men from terrible situations to become apart of his harem of young boys to have his way with at anytime he wanted. Righteousness exults a nation. But sin is a reproach to any people! Readers you can play with God if you want to, but Judgement is Going to start in the House of God FIRST! Keep playing games with him, but do not forget that God kills too!